if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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