When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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