I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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