Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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