how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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