Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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