i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
