Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We got so high we made milksteak
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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