I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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