singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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