i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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