You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize