talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just pee around me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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