She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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