I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Let's get the cat blown out
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
