You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Found the puke drawer
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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