I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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