Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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