He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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