the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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