Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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