Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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