Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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