just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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