Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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