he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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