I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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