idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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