i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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