It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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