I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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