there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
