I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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