She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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