is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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