nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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