Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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