She announced her abortion via fbk
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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