you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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