We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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