he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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