Pappa wants mamma naked
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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