drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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