sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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