She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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