you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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