Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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