I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
only you would photoshop your dick
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
