It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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