then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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